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    Hillary joke

    Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the Native American Nation two weeks ago in upper New York state. She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become the first female President. She referred to her career as a New York
    Senator, how she had signed "YES" for every Native American issue that came to her desk for approval.



    Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers".



    At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Native American name Walking Eagle.

    The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds.

    A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they come to select the new name given to the Senator.



    They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of [censored] it can no longer fly.

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    Re: Hillary joke

    Haha, ain't that the truth.
    If she becomes President I will seriously consider emigrating to Europe. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
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    Re: Hillary joke

    i was thinking the same
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. Oscar Wilde


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    Re: Hillary joke

    Thats a lol moment.
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    Re: Hillary joke

    That was pretty good.
    And VERY close to the truth.
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